Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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