talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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