Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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