carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
