Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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