hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
