Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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