capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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