He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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