He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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