How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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