so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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