Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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