I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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