I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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