I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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