you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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