pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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