But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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