Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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