Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i barfeds in our rink
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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