My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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