ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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