weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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