And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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