I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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