Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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