I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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