There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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