i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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