I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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