My friends, they love my intelligence
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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