Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So much rum. So many feels.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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