Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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