yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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