her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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