its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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