Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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