That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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