HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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