Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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