do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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