Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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