I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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