i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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