I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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