i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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