I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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