you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Randomize
