we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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