Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it's great music for shaving your balls
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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