Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize