i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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