The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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